25 Things about me . . . . . JOSH

1. I enjoying meeting real people, and can tell if you are "real" in first 15 minutes of meeting YOU!

2. I am very spiritual, but not into religion because we fucked it up and just kill eachother over it now.

3. I love my mother, and my sister with all my heart and would sacrifice my life for them.

4. When I go out in public by myself I will change my voice for the fun of it.

5. I bleed blue, New York Giants I want to own the team one day, so I am gonna try to wife up Kate Mara <3 her. ( Late Owner's Granddaughter/ Actress )

6. I am joining the NAVY because I love the ocean and want to see the stars around the word.

7. I believe in mysterious and majestical aspects of life and believe it is GOD telling us something.

8. I am a huge movie buff . . . . . and believe they are all real stories in some dimension of space and time.

9. I write lyrical poems/ songs in my spare time I view my rap as a cross between Eminem ( Not cause I am white) & Notorious BIG.

10. I wanna make a movie called " Born on the Fourth of July II", its my dramatized life documentary.

11. I believe Freemasons run the Free World and elected Government officials are pawns amongst a chess board . . . . .

12. I love to cook for people I care about, and I am rather good at it.

13. I love all my hometown friends, for which I believe we all are the same yet so different.

14. I love Alpha Phi Delta, my brothers along with myself are all unique and crazy characters . . . . . do I smell Sitcom???

15. My only weaknesses and fears in life is the female species, because I love them so much yet can not ever begin to understand them . . . .

16. I wanna create a new cuisine one day of a cross between Italian and Asian style foods.

17. I over analyze everything when I am bored .

18. I think I sound like Frank Sinatra when I sing sometimes.

19. I enjoy gambling , but it has devilish roots cause like greasy foods, unsafe sex . . . . its BAD!!

20. I want to enter politics after my kids grow up. President of the United States 2040 Avoil For America. ( Legalize it )

21. I believe something crazy will change our world forever on 12/21/12.

22. I was born with extra teeth . . . . and had braces growing up.

23. Jesus and Joshua mean the same in Hebrew " Yeshua", Jesus is an inspiration to me.

24. I can't breathe when people tickle me.

25. I want to invent something thats is so stupid, but everyone will need one. ( Like the guy who made twisty ties or the Hammer that holds the nail for you lol)

"Life Without Drugs....."

I wake up everyday trying to have faith

but all I end up doing is scoring my next eighth

I can't take this shit

I need another hit, cuz


Life without Drugs is such a bitch
But Sooner or later you gonna get pinched
So take my advice, dont make me say it twice
The Cops aint so nice, they be on you like lice
SO best hide your ice, and quit rollin the dice . . . . .


After all this coke now I'm broke

But I need that weed to smoke, it's no joke

'Cuz I'll give you a poke in your chest

Now go to rest, in the ground

you should have found my shit, cuz


Life without Drugs is such a bitch
But Sooner or later you gonna get pinched
So take my advice, dont make me say it twice
The Cops aint so nice, they be on you like lice
SO best hide your ice, and quit rollin the dice . . . .


So keep acting like a snitch

Your Moms gonna find your ass dead in a ditch

I'll take a shit on you like Finch in American Pie

You gonna die, if I soon don't get High

Because why?? cuz,

Life without Drugs is such a bitch
But Sooner or later you gonna get pinched
So take my advice, dont make me say it twice
The Cops aint so nice, they be on you like lice
SO best hide your ice, and quit rollin the dice . . . . .


Now after all these pills, I got that itch

After all those cheap thrills

Im startin' to feel chills down my spine

I think Im startin to lose my mind

When that happens I ain't so kind

So you best find me some dope

Or for your ass there is no hope

because I'm grabbin my rope

And if you move one inch your ass gettin lynched, cuz


Life without Drugs is such a bitch
But Sooner or later you gonna get pinched
So take my advice, dont make me say it twice
The Cops aint so nice, they be on you like lice
SO best hide your ice, and quit rollin the dice . . . .


So get me dat crack before I start to attack

Like a lumberjack I need my trees,

So you best grab your keys and go out

Pretty soon im gonna start to shout

and You know what dats about

Because life without drugs is such a bitch . . . . . .



SO . . . .Fuck all the hugs and hope, just gimme dat drugs and dope!

ABCD...etc - Alphabet of Josh Avoil

A-Z's of me
For those of you who have never done this, it's FUN!

Give it a try, but you have to do it right. Copy this whole thing, go to your profile/blog, right click and paste, put the subject back in the title line.

Then comes the hard part. Replace my answers with your own! Then over to the right you can tag as many of your friends as you'd like…include me too, please, so I can see.

Come on, you're already here, what else have you got to do? :)

A

Available: YES . . . . . ;-), ladies only please!
Age: 22
Annoyance: Ignorant People, Bad drivers, Liberal Twats

B

Beer: Yes please,anything Imported or Sam Adams, MicroBrews MMmM!
Birthday: 4th of JULY, because I am the BOMB, duh..?!?
Been In Love: NO!!! You can't love untill you love yourself . . .
Been on Stage: Yes
Believe in Santa: Yeah, I guess Santa Claus was St. Nicholas, who was born during the third century.
Best Friends: Pete, Chris, Eric,Joe, Sean, Ham, Brian, Brett DoowraG & Brothers of ALPHA PHI DELTA!!
Best Feeling: Laughing and Cumming!
Blind/Deaf: Deaf, so I don't have to hear assholes.

C

Candy: Snickers and ReeseS, Sour Patch
Color: Blue/Silver/Black
Chocolate: Poored all over that Sexy Body . . .
Chinese/Mexican: Chinese . . . its easier to exit as PO0o0o0
Cake/Pie: PuNanY Pie MMmMmMm
Continent to Visit: Australia . . . again!
Cheese: Poored all over that Sexy Body . . .

D

Day or Night: Night
Dancing in the Rain: When I am drunk, Sure!

E

Eyes: Hazel
Everyone's Got: An Asshole?!
Ever Failed a Class: Not till college, come on I was in a FRAT!

F

First Thoughts Waking Up: Wow, now thats Morning W00D!

G

Greatest Fear: Women, the only thing that can really hurt me...... I eat knives and bullets!
Goals: President of USA, write a book, make a movie, be a Great DAD/HUSBAND!
Gum: Orbit, cause I have a dirty mouth ;-)
Get Along With Parents: Well, God does say Honor thy mother and father......

H

Hair color: Light Brown . . . Caramel Chestnut sounds tastier!

Height: 6'0
Holiday: Halloween, because for one day we can be someone rather than ourselves!
How You Want To Die: When I have Great Grandchildren, in my bed with my wife in my arms .....

I

Ice Cream: Cookie Dough & Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby
Instrument: Drums

J

Jewelry: Silver, Platinum, White Gold
Job: Unemployed, College Dropout enlisting in NAVY!

K

Kids: Hell Yeah at least one Boy & Girl
Kickboxing or Karate: Kickboxing
Keep a Journal: Sorta I write my thoughts down sometimes.

L

Love: Most Confusing Emotion . . . . I love GOD and Most Women, and my MOM and Sister!?
Letter: Comes from a Post Office?
Laughed So Hard You Cried: Almost everytime I laugh, this happens....

Milk: Comes from Cows . . . and goats/sheep. ANd its tasty.
Movie: I like good ones....like Mafia Flics or End of World type of Shit....
McD's/BK: Mickey D's . . . .

N

Number: #58 Jerzee 12,23 are symbolic

O
One Wish: To be happy, successful, healthy, and in love.........

P

Pepsi/Coke: Only with B00ze!
Perfect Pizza: Sauseeege, and Mushrooms!
Piercings: Ears!?

Q

Quail: Is a bird.........

R

Reason To Cry: Losing someone you love . . . or a limb!~
Reality T.V : Tool Academy . . . there such Tools!
Radio Station: KROCK 92.3, and Power 105.1
Roll Tongue in Circle: When its in a vagina!! ;-)
Ring Size: 12/13 Broken knuckles form football...:(

S

Song: One I will write....one day!
Shoe Size: 11-12
Salad Dressing: Italian or Ranch
Sushi: Delicious . . . I can go for a Spicy Crunchy Tuna Roll
In the Shower: THATS PRIVATE.....its HAppY TiME so I sing LOL!
Strawberries/Blueberries: Poored all over that Sexy Body . . .

T

Tattoos: Tribal Arm Band w/ Chinese Symbol for STRENGTH, More coming Soon cross, anchor, etc
Time For Bed: Insomniac . . . when I pass out!
Thunderstorms: Love 'em in the Summer, when I am Indoors, Grandma RIP Lightning is deadly.

U

Unpredictable: Everything is......... including myself

V

Vacation Spot: Caribbean, Mediterranean, & Vegas

W

Weakness: Women . . . .
Which Friends Act Most Like You: Pete & Joe?!
Worst Feeling: Loneliness
Wanted To Be a Model: GQ Cover ONe day........
Worst Weather: Hot Cloudy Muggy Humid Fog SUCK!

X

X-Rays: Come out of my eyes ........... Im SUPERMAN@!
Y

Year It Is Now: 2009
Yellow: Is the color of bananas . . . . and cheese?!

Z

Zoo: I use to live in one GRRRRRRrrrRr!

"Life is a Game"

I will be a success

I make the ladies scream YES!

But this world is a fuckin mess,

And all of you are pawns in this game of chess,

For I am King, and you shall listen to me sing,

As I bring this GOD sent bless

I will not except less,

I will conquer my conquest,

First I got to get these feelings off my fuckin chest,

So shut your fuckin mouth, and give it a rest

While I molest you lyrically,

Till you visually see the mystery that is me.........

Life is a game full of blame,
everyone trying to get there 15 minutes of fame
with no shame, its like a endless chain of people in pain,
Everyone keeps falling and falling like an endless rain,
Soon our world will begin to flood,
But not with water but with innocent blood.......


In the end we are all just trying to make a quick buck

Find somebody for a quickie or just to FUCK

But sooner or later we all will gonna run out of luck

So when you get that shitty hand, you best learn how to muck it man

Because this country is like a casino, and the MAN is the rake

and everybody is just trying to take, rather then make

SO for goodness sake , in the end dont become Fake,

In this world full of oceans we all just want the same lake,

But You can't have your cake and eat too, and I am not trying be like any of you

But there only are a few that will do what we do

but all in the end we just wanna screw........

Life is a game full of blame,
everyone trying to get there 15 minutes of fame
with no shame, its like a endless chain of people in pain,
Everyone keeps falling and falling like an endless rain,
Soon our world will begin to flood,
But not with water but with innocent blood.......

So just sit back and relax and look at my face,

While I embrace this case of beers , I'll tell you all my fears,

Lets raise are drinks in the air, cuz we just dont care, scream cheers!

Dont just listen you better hear,

These tears in my eyes, and self richeous crys

Are just a disguise between my ego and these lies

Now and forever, never ever Goodbye,

Sooner or later we all gonna DIE,!

Till then lets just Party and multiply!

Life is a game full of blame,
everyone trying to get there 15 minutes of fame
with no shame, its like a endless chain of people in pain,
Everyone keeps falling and falling like an endless rain,
Soon our world will begin to flood,
But not with water but with innocent blood.......

"Ditch the Witchz, Pitch the Bitchz"

I see now what all the hype is about,

When I first saw her I just had to shout,

Not till after few more shots and a Guiness stout

I'd be all up on her, and we'd be out......

When we got back to her crib

I told her I will treat you like a princess

With me baby, you will never feel no stress,

Now, lets go the bedroom and lets make a juicy mess

I told her tomorrow, we can then confess,

But tonight you ain't gettin' nothin less, But perfection........

Tonight, girl is gonna be your sexual resurrection

After tonight you gonna be lovin' this erection

Oh, did I mention?

Then you gotta Ditch the witchz, and pitch the Bitchz
And pray the next mornin that nothin itches,
If you dont your gonna need 69 stitches,

BItchs, they rip your heart Out, you know what thats about
Just cuz I played your clit, dont mean I gotta take your shit,
So bitch dont pout, just grab your things and get the fuck Out . . . .fuck out, fuck out!


The next mornin, I'd still be yawnin

Checkin on my shit, So the bitch don't bounce

and be pawnin ,cuz my shit is the rarest

You be like baby, Take me to Paris!!

So I show her my Eiffel Tower,

See girl I'm the one with the power,

Relax, lay back as I rip apart your flower,

Those rose petals best not fuckin taste sour,

Cuz Your shit im gonna eat up and straight up devour,

Then we both gonna need a shower,

Till then close your eyes, we got two more hours......

Then you gotta Ditch the witchz, and pitch the Bitchz
And pray the next mornin that nothin itches,
If you dont your gonna need 69 stitches,

BItchs, they rip your heart Out, you know what thats about
Just cuz I played your clit, dont mean I gotta take your shit,
So bitch dont pout, just grab your things and get the fuck Out . . . .fuck out, fuck out!

22in ZINIK BLAZER/ZIEX S/TZ 04 Falken Tires>>>> RIMS FOR SALE

Check it out. Up for grabs here is a nice little package deal that will end up saving you a lot of time and money. Included in this listing are 4 ZIEX S/TZ 04 Falken Tires, which are in excellent condition. Along with the tires come the 4 beautiful matching 22" chrome rims, which are Z4 Blazer Chrome's by the reliable Zinik brand. Zinik have aquired a certain reputation over the years that has allowed their rims to be considered luxury alloy rims by many critics and fans alike. I bought this package in 06 for about $3,000, and installed them on my Envoy -- boy did they shine. However, times are tough, and now they must go. My loss is your gain.

However, you should know that the rims do have some notable pitting on the outer edges, and they also have some considerable corrosion, which is a certain byproduct of the rough Jersey winters [below are two pictures showcasing some of the pitting and corrosion that can be found in different degree's on all 4 wheels]. I was going to have them re-dipped in chrome, but I just do not have that kind of time. Once again, this is why this is one sick deal. The rims might not be in the like new condition due to the corrosion and pitting, but once you could get them re-dipped for cheap, these things could easily be passed off as new, which would of course compliment the monstrous Falken Tires, which are, might I add, in terrific condition.

Please check out the pictures and let me know what you think. Like I said, these tires and rims need to go. I am willing to work with you. Make me a fair offer, and these items are yours. If you are just looking for just the rims, and not the tires, then let me know. If you are looking for just the tires, and not the rims, then let me know! Get the point? Whatever you want, I can do.

These items are located in Garwood, NJ 07027. I would prefer to have someone pick these tires and rims up. However, if you would like them shipped out to you, anything can be arranged. Please contact me beforehand for an accurate shipping quote.

If you have any other questions or concerns, or would simply like to see more pictures, please e-mail me.


Z4 Blazer Chrome by Zinik Wheel -- 9.50 x 22 [size]
PCD -- 6x127/135
Offset -- ET35
DIA -- 87

ZIEX S/TZ 04 by Falken Tire -- [265/35R22]

"Love Poem"

I long for your touch,
Girl I care about you so much
I need you to drain my veins of this strain and pain,
Do you feel this is real?, or is my love for you an endless wheel
If this world is a garden, you are the only rose,
and I am the dirt that surrounds you, and the only one who knows . . . . .
I try to escape your thorns, but I need them like an addiction,
Girl your the only drug I need which is my only contradiction,
Your presence gets me high, and it's the only thing that gets me by
But all I do is try, not to fall on my knees and cry,
Because your the only one who can hurt me, how can this be?
Your more than a drug, you are my cure,
Just know girl my heart for you is pure,
Everytime I see you, my breath is taken away,
But now I am choking, because I know I can't stay . . . . . .