ABCD...etc - Alphabet of Josh Avoil

A-Z's of me
For those of you who have never done this, it's FUN!

Give it a try, but you have to do it right. Copy this whole thing, go to your profile/blog, right click and paste, put the subject back in the title line.

Then comes the hard part. Replace my answers with your own! Then over to the right you can tag as many of your friends as you'd like…include me too, please, so I can see.

Come on, you're already here, what else have you got to do? :)

A

Available: YES . . . . . ;-), ladies only please!
Age: 22
Annoyance: Ignorant People, Bad drivers, Liberal Twats

B

Beer: Yes please,anything Imported or Sam Adams, MicroBrews MMmM!
Birthday: 4th of JULY, because I am the BOMB, duh..?!?
Been In Love: NO!!! You can't love untill you love yourself . . .
Been on Stage: Yes
Believe in Santa: Yeah, I guess Santa Claus was St. Nicholas, who was born during the third century.
Best Friends: Pete, Chris, Eric,Joe, Sean, Ham, Brian, Brett DoowraG & Brothers of ALPHA PHI DELTA!!
Best Feeling: Laughing and Cumming!
Blind/Deaf: Deaf, so I don't have to hear assholes.

C

Candy: Snickers and ReeseS, Sour Patch
Color: Blue/Silver/Black
Chocolate: Poored all over that Sexy Body . . .
Chinese/Mexican: Chinese . . . its easier to exit as PO0o0o0
Cake/Pie: PuNanY Pie MMmMmMm
Continent to Visit: Australia . . . again!
Cheese: Poored all over that Sexy Body . . .

D

Day or Night: Night
Dancing in the Rain: When I am drunk, Sure!

E

Eyes: Hazel
Everyone's Got: An Asshole?!
Ever Failed a Class: Not till college, come on I was in a FRAT!

F

First Thoughts Waking Up: Wow, now thats Morning W00D!

G

Greatest Fear: Women, the only thing that can really hurt me...... I eat knives and bullets!
Goals: President of USA, write a book, make a movie, be a Great DAD/HUSBAND!
Gum: Orbit, cause I have a dirty mouth ;-)
Get Along With Parents: Well, God does say Honor thy mother and father......

H

Hair color: Light Brown . . . Caramel Chestnut sounds tastier!

Height: 6'0
Holiday: Halloween, because for one day we can be someone rather than ourselves!
How You Want To Die: When I have Great Grandchildren, in my bed with my wife in my arms .....

I

Ice Cream: Cookie Dough & Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby
Instrument: Drums

J

Jewelry: Silver, Platinum, White Gold
Job: Unemployed, College Dropout enlisting in NAVY!

K

Kids: Hell Yeah at least one Boy & Girl
Kickboxing or Karate: Kickboxing
Keep a Journal: Sorta I write my thoughts down sometimes.

L

Love: Most Confusing Emotion . . . . I love GOD and Most Women, and my MOM and Sister!?
Letter: Comes from a Post Office?
Laughed So Hard You Cried: Almost everytime I laugh, this happens....

Milk: Comes from Cows . . . and goats/sheep. ANd its tasty.
Movie: I like good ones....like Mafia Flics or End of World type of Shit....
McD's/BK: Mickey D's . . . .

N

Number: #58 Jerzee 12,23 are symbolic

O
One Wish: To be happy, successful, healthy, and in love.........

P

Pepsi/Coke: Only with B00ze!
Perfect Pizza: Sauseeege, and Mushrooms!
Piercings: Ears!?

Q

Quail: Is a bird.........

R

Reason To Cry: Losing someone you love . . . or a limb!~
Reality T.V : Tool Academy . . . there such Tools!
Radio Station: KROCK 92.3, and Power 105.1
Roll Tongue in Circle: When its in a vagina!! ;-)
Ring Size: 12/13 Broken knuckles form football...:(

S

Song: One I will write....one day!
Shoe Size: 11-12
Salad Dressing: Italian or Ranch
Sushi: Delicious . . . I can go for a Spicy Crunchy Tuna Roll
In the Shower: THATS PRIVATE.....its HAppY TiME so I sing LOL!
Strawberries/Blueberries: Poored all over that Sexy Body . . .

T

Tattoos: Tribal Arm Band w/ Chinese Symbol for STRENGTH, More coming Soon cross, anchor, etc
Time For Bed: Insomniac . . . when I pass out!
Thunderstorms: Love 'em in the Summer, when I am Indoors, Grandma RIP Lightning is deadly.

U

Unpredictable: Everything is......... including myself

V

Vacation Spot: Caribbean, Mediterranean, & Vegas

W

Weakness: Women . . . .
Which Friends Act Most Like You: Pete & Joe?!
Worst Feeling: Loneliness
Wanted To Be a Model: GQ Cover ONe day........
Worst Weather: Hot Cloudy Muggy Humid Fog SUCK!

X

X-Rays: Come out of my eyes ........... Im SUPERMAN@!
Y

Year It Is Now: 2009
Yellow: Is the color of bananas . . . . and cheese?!

Z

Zoo: I use to live in one GRRRRRRrrrRr!